It ain’t no need in you lyin
gogogoggogggogogogoggogogogogogoo!
I can perceive my future fame and achievements, or at least the next level of them. It is a floating gold crown, fixed at a constantly three feet one inch above my head. It is slightly offset to the left(my left) and it spins slightly, like it’s suspended on a twisted string. It is thin, looks like wood painted with thin acrylic paint, with the shading and highlights painted onto it.
That thing is taunting as all hell. It’s a glitched out power-up, an item that I should’ve grabbed by now except for some unexpected bug. And thanks to that inexplicable error, I’m just…waiting for it. When I’m alone I try and snatch it, but it won’t catch in my hand. The messenger of my good news and deliverance is a bugged out escort quest walking in place, stuck on a door frame. And that’s it. I’m stuck grinding on the current level, working at Grocery Store(Lv.18-28) and living in Terrible House(-3 to everything). I can still grind out exp, but pretty much everything I’m doing at this point is either way above my level(chipping away at it) or greyed out for me and hardly worth it.
A hard reset is a tricky proposition, because I’m not sure what I can do once I snap everything off. Also, I am not sure that I saved at any point, so it is entirely likely that I will have to respawn, with god knows what predetermined attributes. I don’t know that whatever is left to make decisions or handle things will be able to blow on the cartridge or boil the disc or google “CAN’T GET PASDT SHITTY JOB AT GROcery store character still aging skill increase slow bugpatch life faq tut” and hope that pulls up a forum thread that isn’t completely retarded.